The Commonwealth of South Orwelland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Little Big Brother with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.535 billion South Orwellandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winstontown. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Orwellandian economy, worth 331 trillion armas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,825 armas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, light entertainment isn't dead, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Orwelland's national animal is the Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Armadilloism.

South Orwelland is ranked 15,154^th in the world and 220^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,197.59 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.